I Leave Asim Munir On My Last Day As The Head Of The Pakistani Army With More Issues Than Money

Friends, today is a sad day for me and you. Not because I will eventually pass away as your Army Chief. However, my millions of rupees and coins were discovered. My billions may be gone, but I’m not hanging up my boots.

My friends, my existence has been as transparent to you as your unlocked bedroom door. What does it matter if I made money while the sun shone during my six-year reign? I often ponder why people criticize me when I—Qamar Javed Bajwa—performed every duty incumbent upon me. From Pervez Musharraf to Raheel Sharif to Ashfaq Parvez Kayani, I learned how to make retirement life simple and easy from the greatest. Whether it was giving the Central Intelligence Agency the GPS coordinates of hidden national asset Osama bin Laden in exchange for $27 million, selling underprivileged Pakistani individuals to the United States for a few dollars, or stashing millions and billions of cash abroad. I claimed I learned from the best, and I did.

I’m starting to figure out where I’m going next: Saudi Arabia, the US, or maybe even Antarctica. A ketogenic diet is still my personal favorite. Boredom can also be a factor; it’s not always about money, land, or business. boredom with winning pointless wars. boredom with successfully winning elections. boredom from capturing every prime minister under me, or at least four of them. In the past 20 years, there have been 10 prime ministers and just four army chiefs. We want to keep our spam clean because we are the best military in the world, which accounts for a ratio of 4 to 10.

Only for you, my people

Wait till someone informs him that he is the Chaudhary (head) of the village who must look after everyone and everything; I am not my own successor. These individuals give you a God complex, and the struggle for true authority ensues. To be clear, Asim Munir is not responsible for my billions; in fact, I have left him with numerous larger ones.

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